It ain’t ironic – shorties emancipate the calfs and call for adventure.
It ain’t hip – fashion is forgone when you’re a long-legged style outlaw.
It just feels better.
Short shorts make legs seem even longer; ready to keep on movin’.
Here’s the formula: as the mountains get taller, the shorts get shorter.
[Royal Robbins knows that good climbing requires short shorts – Creative Commons Photo]